they can’t hide from me
You probably walk right by them. Why wouldn’t you? They look like normal people most of the time. (They’re just like us, right?) But I see them. I actually do more than that. The air changes. Something is set off inside me. I know when to look. I smell famous people. I smell so many of them, in fact, that I figured it was about time to start keeping track. I won’t be posting pictures. I don’t do that. I don’t bother them, or say anything, or point. I might pinch you if you’re standing next to me, but I won’t help you double back and look again. I smell them, I see them, and I move on. So if you’re interested, venture here and take a whiff.