i smell famous people

I have a gift. My nose knows. Celebrities walk among us.

I smell them.

they can’t hide from me

You probably walk right by them. Why wouldn’t you? They look like normal people most of the time. (They’re just like us, right?) But I see them. I actually do more than that. The air changes. Something is set off inside me. I know when to look. I smell famous people. I smell so many of them, in fact, that I figured it was about time to start keeping track. I won’t be posting pictures. I don’t do that. I don’t bother them, or say anything, or point. I might pinch you if you’re standing next to me, but I won’t help you double back and look again. I smell them, I see them, and I move on. So if you’re interested, venture here and take a whiff.